I received a letter from the company I bought my scooter from, advising me that following an article in the Daily Mail, I now need to register my electric scooter with the DVLA and get a Tax Disc. It’s preposterous that Daily Mail readers have no greater ‘bugbear’ than people riding scooters on the pavement, on the road, in Sainsburys, etc. I’m sure if they read a decent newspaper, they might discover that there are things going on in this country, and outside, more worthy of their their scorn, derision, outrage or anger. If any of them happen to be reading this, you should know that my scooter is serviced once a year and I have lights and indicators and I am insured, so I would be quite happy to run them over, if they wish, for a small sum, for my trouble.
After receiving this letter, it so happened that I went to Sainsburys to get the last of my Christmas food-shopping. Although I was knackered when I got home, after going round the supermarket for 2 hours, at my lowest speed. I wasn’t surprised, because, after all, it is 2 days before Christmas, and the store will be closed for a whole day on the 25th, so people do need to stock up. Funny, every year, it’s like this, but it wouldn’t be Christmas without the mad, last minute rush to stock up on the necessities, as if we were entering a war-situation.
I do think it is necessary to fill you in on some of my experiences, while shopping, so that you can decide who needs indicators. I did feel my blood pressure rising when people insisted on walking behind me while I was reversing, and tutting when I wedged them against a wall, I wonder if they would have been foolish enough to do that if I was driving an articulated lorry? Then there are those that insist on walking right in front of me (making me swerve out of the way) while I am trying to turn a corner and not hit the people standing in the queue for the tills. If people are blind, they should be required to carry a white cane at all times, don’t you think? But then what should they carry to warn us that they are stupid? Then, obviously, there are those that stop suddenly in their tracks, or those that jay-walk, don’t look where they are going, have no ’supermarket-sense’ whatsoever, closely followed by those that insist on climbing over me when there is nowhere for them to go (otherwise I would be there!), and let’s not forget the empty aisles, where, as soon as I park, out of the way, to consult Miles about an item on the shopping list, a dozen other shoppers rush over to us and crane their necks to see what they are missing out on, on the shelves behind me. tiring, isn’t it?